The Lack of Blogs is do to an Alien who is eating Chips Cheese

This was a top story in the San Diego City Newspaper

On April 14, 2007, a man by the name of Charles Clark was accused of slapping an alien. When questioned the Clark said he had to do it because "the alien was eating my cheese! I just couldn't take it any more, I had to take action." According to Clark the alien has been eating his cheese for about 4 months now. Some of you may ask yourself, where did this alien come from? Well I am here to inform you that aliens are all around us. Some of them serve you breakfast, some make pancakes, but most of them just sneak into peoples houses during the day and eat all the cheese out of your fridge.
Charles Clark was one of the first humans to fight back. His plan was to stay home for a week and when ever the alien showed up he would just slap the alien across the face. On his first day home, he realized that it was not just one alien that came, it was two! He knew he could take on one alien, but not two. He needed a new plan. Clark enlisted the help of his lovely dog Winnie. Since Winnie ate alot of human food, she had some really bad gas. Charles thought that if he could teach his dog to fart on command, then he could distract the aliens long enough to slap them both. On the 4th day of staying home, Clark and his dog Winnie put their plan into action. The aliens showed up at about half past eleven in the morning. Winnie and Chip were ready for them. After the aliens opened the fridge, Winnie farted and Chip slapped them. They then ran away. But little did Chip know, the aliens have rights just like us. The alien whose name is Xhosjdtotsllasd (which cannot be pronounced by humans) is now suing Mr. Clark. His family is devistated. How can someone be treated like this for protecting his home?
So the past month Mr. Charles Clark has been very busy defending himself in court, therefore there is a lack of updates on his blog. I just thought I would let you know, since I know you guys have all been very worried.

Thanks for listening,
Happiness!